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          英语笑话让人无奈的孩子

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          1.Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

          弟弟我看见你亲我姐姐了如果你不给我五分钱我就告诉我爸姐姐的男朋友不要那样做给你五分钱弟弟我这个?#20081;?#32463;赚了一块两毛五了

          2.When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

          As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

          我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候总要招来大乱一个星期六我开始抗议了“好啦你们两个”我严厉地说“不许叫喊不许乱拿不许哭闹不许乱敲不许取笑不许扯淡不许弄坏玩具不许乱抓不许打架” 我刚转身要走就听我儿子说“来斯蒂?#27169;?#25105;们来把自己弄脏吧”

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